Choosing a favorite movie ever, has always been tough for me. Some can rattle it off, others lie because that’s a highly social-political chess move in life. For me, I usually have a steadfast movie/band/computer game, which is usually ‘good’ in all respects, but it ends up being more of a quick answer to a…
Hellspawn (1993)
And here we are, the final disc in the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. As I’ve come to notice, Satan was noticeably absent from pretty much all of these movies. I think this one comes close though. I also was hoping that the last movie would be the absolute worst, and there’s no doubt that I…
Lukas’ Child (1993)
In furthering the attempt to work my way down the Spawn of Satan pack, we move to the last two movies both produced in 1993. It’s hard to say if this was really worse than The Screaming or Night Crawlers, but it’s certainly pretty bad. There is one high point that balances out the mess. Now…
Night Crawlers (1996)
And on to another entry from the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. I’m attempting to go from the better entries to the most horrible. I’ve only been able to manage to skim them, so it’s a rough guess, but I figure reverse chronological order might also be a good bet. Unlike The [Screaming], which had somewhat…
The Screaming (2000)
If you’re ever at a movie store and look through the horror/sci-fi section, you may notice some DVD sets by Brentwood. They boast having several movies in one place for the low price of around $7. Many have about four, while a few have upwards of 10-20. I learned a while back that these are…
Taintlight (2009)
My first impressions of this movie was ‘wait, this looks familiar’, and it soon dawned on me that I was watching yet another feature by the director of Blood Fart Lake. But I press on, hopeful that I could get a few laughs despite some crude humor. As expected, there’s pretty much the same level…
Deadly Little Christmas (2009)
Sourcing Christmas movies that match this site’s focus proves to be slightly more difficult than finding Halloween movies. I suppose dealing with the actual holiday, there may be more, but for October all you need is a few rustling leaves and it works. I’m sure one of these days, I will grab Silent Night, Deadly…
Thanksgiving with the O’Connors
I’m honestly not sure what this is. I felt obligated to try and find at least one Thanksgiving themed entry for the site, since I’m obviously too busy to create custom graphics and such. Maybe I’ll perk up for Christmas. Who knows. Anyway I stumbled over whatever this is supposed to be. I wasn’t even…
Satan’s Schoolgirls (2004)
What do you call a movie with no redeeming qualities? … This movie. I suppose it was created as an outlet for some sort of private school angst, or someone had to go to church instead of play with Transformers, but the theme has been played out many times. In fact this dates back to…
Cult (2007)
If you remove the ‘L’ from the title, you get Cut. Which as reviewed earlier, ended up being a generic slasher film, following the typical routes. This movie, despite being about an ancient Asian legend rather than a slasher come to life, can easily swap the plot around. One may think a plot would hinge…