Monthly archives: March, 2010

A Crack in the Floor (2000)

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I rented this a long time ago. Gary Busey was misleadingly given one of the top billing slots. Now I don’t know why that fact alone was the tipping point for renting the movie, but I also don’t know why I ended up buying the movie in the sales bin year later either after knowing…


Hellspawn (1993)

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And here we are, the final disc in the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. As I’ve come to notice, Satan was noticeably absent from pretty much all of these movies. I think this one comes close though. I also was hoping that the last movie would be the absolute worst, and there’s no doubt that I…


Lukas’ Child (1993)

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In furthering the attempt to work my way down the Spawn of Satan pack, we move to the last two movies both produced in 1993. It’s hard to say if this was really worse than The Screaming or Night Crawlers, but it’s certainly pretty bad. There is one high point that balances out the mess. Now…


Dead Space: Downfall (2008)

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From Goshzilla: We are still trying to locate Brian, but we have no word of his location at this time. We received this review from an anonymous P.O. Box which has since been used by a different client. Update From Goshzilla: For those of you telling me I should call the police. Yeah, sure, and…


Night Crawlers (1996)

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And on to another entry from the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. I’m attempting to go from the better entries to the most horrible. I’ve only been able to manage to skim them, so it’s a rough guess, but I figure reverse chronological order might also be a good bet. Unlike The [Screaming], which had somewhat…