I’m not really a huge fan of body snatcher-esque movies, as they usually tread the same ground from one to the next. This one isn’t too different as people get possessed, others don’t know who’s real or not, and somehow the survivors have to figure out how to end the infestation. While the method of…
Dark Angel: The Ascent (1994)
Dark Angel is one I hadn’t heard about from Full Moon. But as it came with several others, I now have it. Of course the several others were new to me, but be that as it may. Being from the hey day of Full Moon films, they were able to really nail down the high…
Arcade (1993)
For a short while, this was playing on cable a lot. I remember first seeing it at 15 in a hotel room in Delaware trying to pass the time. Later on my parents had actually gotten a better cable package, so it was on HBO or one of those channels. At the time sci-fi was…
A Crack in the Floor (2000)
I rented this a long time ago. Gary Busey was misleadingly given one of the top billing slots. Now I don’t know why that fact alone was the tipping point for renting the movie, but I also don’t know why I ended up buying the movie in the sales bin year later either after knowing…
Hellspawn (1993)
And here we are, the final disc in the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. As I’ve come to notice, Satan was noticeably absent from pretty much all of these movies. I think this one comes close though. I also was hoping that the last movie would be the absolute worst, and there’s no doubt that I…
Lukas’ Child (1993)
In furthering the attempt to work my way down the Spawn of Satan pack, we move to the last two movies both produced in 1993. It’s hard to say if this was really worse than The Screaming or Night Crawlers, but it’s certainly pretty bad. There is one high point that balances out the mess. Now…
Dead Space: Downfall (2008)
From Goshzilla: We are still trying to locate Brian, but we have no word of his location at this time. We received this review from an anonymous P.O. Box which has since been used by a different client. Update From Goshzilla: For those of you telling me I should call the police. Yeah, sure, and…
Night Crawlers (1996)
And on to another entry from the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. I’m attempting to go from the better entries to the most horrible. I’ve only been able to manage to skim them, so it’s a rough guess, but I figure reverse chronological order might also be a good bet. Unlike The [Screaming], which had somewhat…
The Screaming (2000)
If you’re ever at a movie store and look through the horror/sci-fi section, you may notice some DVD sets by Brentwood. They boast having several movies in one place for the low price of around $7. Many have about four, while a few have upwards of 10-20. I learned a while back that these are…
DMX Carnivorous (2008)
I shouldn’t act surprised about these types of movies. I really shouldn’t. I suppose the first hint was that it not only starred DMX, but it was also directed and produced by him. Now as far as rap goes, I did find him one of the more tolerable artists, and the constant barking was at…