Blood Tea and Red String (2006)

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Stop-motion is one of my favorite forms of animation. The works of Jan Svankmajer and the Tool videos are some of my favorites. There’s just something about the final production that, while not as smooth or realistic as CGI can be nowadays, the level of detail is unsurpassed and often results in many surreal environments. …


Hugo’s Whodunit? (1991)

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It’s been a while since I’ve written anything for Goshzilla, and I’m all torn up about it! I’m seriously doubled over in agony as I struggle to type out this article. I’m going to present you with the infamous sequel to the shareware adventure game Hugo’s House of Horrors. A game not only infamous for…


Soda Batch #4

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This review cost me over $4, so I think I’ve hit my quota for spending on reviews. I suppose that isn’t too bad for six rather large cans, but then again I suppose they should be six good cans of something. Either way we all still lose. Ranging from 60-70¢, each of these came in…


Seedpeople (1992)

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I’m not really a huge fan of body snatcher-esque movies, as they usually tread the same ground from one to the next. This one isn’t too different as people get possessed, others don’t know who’s real or not, and somehow the survivors have to figure out how to end the infestation. While the method of…


Full Moon Features: Movie List

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Pre-Full Moon Related Movies: Trancers (1985) Pulse Pounders (1988) ** -Trancers: City of Lost Angels -The Evil Clergyman -Dungeonmaster 2 Robot Jox (1990) prequel to ‘Crash and Burn’ 1989 Puppet Master 1990 Shadowzone Meridian: Kiss of the Beast Crash and Burn 1991 Subspecies Puppet Master II The Pit and the Pendulum Trancers II Puppet Master…


Dark Angel: The Ascent (1994)

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Dark Angel is one I hadn’t heard about from Full Moon. But as it came with several others, I now have it. Of course the several others were new to me, but be that as it may. Being from the hey day of Full Moon films, they were able to really nail down the high…


Arcade (1993)

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For a short while, this was playing on cable a lot. I remember first seeing it at 15 in a hotel room in Delaware trying to pass the time. Later on my parents had actually gotten a better cable package, so it was on HBO or one of those channels. At the time sci-fi was…


A Crack in the Floor (2000)

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I rented this a long time ago. Gary Busey was misleadingly given one of the top billing slots. Now I don’t know why that fact alone was the tipping point for renting the movie, but I also don’t know why I ended up buying the movie in the sales bin year later either after knowing…


Hellspawn (1993)

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And here we are, the final disc in the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. As I’ve come to notice, Satan was noticeably absent from pretty much all of these movies. I think this one comes close though. I also was hoping that the last movie would be the absolute worst, and there’s no doubt that I…


Lukas’ Child (1993)

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In furthering the attempt to work my way down the Spawn of Satan pack, we move to the last two movies both produced in 1993. It’s hard to say if this was really worse than The Screaming or Night Crawlers, but it’s certainly pretty bad. There is one high point that balances out the mess. Now…