Cannibal Ferox (1981)

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I don’t know why I got this film. Maybe I just chickend out of Cannibal Holocaust; although I can’t find it in a reasonable price range on eBay. I’ve kicked my eBay habit anyway. Having no money helps a bit, but the bidding wars get to be a pain to keep after. You have to…


Grounded for Life (2001)

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If you tuned into this show in the past few weeks, congratulations. The ads looked funny, so I figured I would check it out. And since it’s right before Temptation Island, I can watch TV all night. Here’s my Wednesday schedule. 8:30-10:30 Accounting Lab/Class; 10:30-3:30 do nothing; 3:30-4:45 ISS480, I forget what the name of…


Peter Bark

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Just about the only thing that I could find out about Peter Bark, was his name. The IMDB has nothing other than a reference to some uncredited role he had. E! online had even less. So with such little information, and less interest, why would he be the our first Cult Icon? Why, because he…


Goshzilla 2000 (2001)

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Once again, we meet our heros: guy 5 and guy 6. They are talking about his new CD player. But it is not a CD player it is the new Rappin’ with the Homeboys CD! So guy 5 suggests they throw it in the dumpster. With such a threat placed against guy 6, he lashes…


Jack Frost (1996)

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NOTE: As I was looking for more reviews to link to at the bottom, I noticed the review on teleport-city had many of the same screen shots, even thought I took them independant of reading that review. So, I’d just like to state that I’m not, and wouldn’t rip them off like that. Yeah, I…


Burial Ground (1981)

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Burial Ground…It sounded like a zombie movie, and luckily it turned out to be one. This one was interesting because the people actually fought back…sometimes. Other times they tried to slap the zombies and hit them on the shoulder. But extra points are given for them recognizing that the zombies are slow. I believe I…


Zombie Lake (1981)

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I’m not sure why a movie called Zombie Lake would be of interest to me; I guess just because it had the word Zombie in it. I was used to Italian Zombies at the time, and when I got this movie I found out it was a French zombie movie of all things. So how…


Goshzilla (1998)

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I was going to let Goshzilla review this himself, being his site and all, but I figured he’d be too biased. So I told him it was free monkey day at the Market, and that got him out. I’m not sure what free monkey day is, but he bought it, so now I can get…