Movies trying to achieve the shot-on-video look usually just end up succeeding. But this success results in much failure. Combine that with trying to make it feel like a genuine documentary gone wrong, and then combine the fact that I only took a couple screenshots in an attempt to write as little as possible, and you have a recipe for pain. I usually say ‘we’, but after I finish this I’m heading and you’ll be alone with this monster.
Before we get any monster action, there’s a ton of African footage to sift through. Granted the animals are nice to look at, but I imagine they bought a safari ticket to Tanzania which as some have called it: a zoo without cages. The tour guide shows them ancient african secrets like eating different kinds of poo. Smoking poo too. Somehow this was the highlight. As it continues for another hour people complain a bit, then the half-caste werewolfesque stories are told, it shows up, probably kills someone, and then the movie ends.
So have a good night, I’m off, take care.