This was possible the gayest movie I’ve ever seen. Not that I’m in a habit of watching gay movies. I’m also not using that in a derogatory way, it really had boy-love undertones. Heck undertones would mean they attempted to hide it. And they didn’t.
So I imagine most of this review will be a hate-fueled rant about this abomination of a movie, while cursing Goshzilla’s name for making me watch and review this tripe. Oh, I got to use tripe to label a movie, things are looking up. But not up enough to forgive this movie.
I’ll sum up the plot quickly, so I can continue with my hate. Jocks make life hard for losers, so a warlock transfer student gets revenge.
So don’t watch this. I had to, and that’s far enough.