11/30/2009 - Action
Angel of Death [2009]
An assasin gets a brain injury and decides to only kill bad people from then on.
All traces of ASP Classic have been purged!
Reviews by Year
01/19/2010 - Action
Blood and Bone [2009]
A man released from prison works his way up the street fighting circle to avenge a friend.
12/21/2009 - Horror
Deadly Little Christmas [2009]
After catching his dad cheating, a boy stabs him, but the murders seem to continue 15 years later.
09/17/2009 - Horror
Dunwich Horror, The [2009]
A face with tentacles threatens the world of man and, somewhere in Providence, Lovecraft spins a little faster in his grave.
02/09/2010 - Games
Enviro-Bear 2000 [2009]
Imagine a world in which bears can drive.
11/23/2009 - Horror
Hurt [2009]
After taking an orphan into the family, a widow finds life becomes a bit more violent.
11/17/2009 - Sci-fi
Infestation [2009]
Bugs infest a city, and only a slacker can save the day.
12/04/2009 - Blog
Oakley Co-pilots [2009]
A trip to the Oakley Inc. headquarters
08/20/2010 - Action Sci-fi
Princess of Mars [2009]
Prepare for manly martian fighting action as The Asylum offers up another polished turd!
07/21/2009 - Horror
Rise of the Scarecrows [2009]
Scarecrows come back for revenge.
03/22/2013 - Horror
Skull Heads [2009]
The little creature obsession continues as Full Moon enters a new era.
01/20/2010 - Horror
Taintlight [2009]
A parody of Twightlight adds a lot of fart jokes and worse.
07/22/2009 - Horror
Terror at Blood Fart Lake [2009]
A group of people die amidst poo jokes.
12/07/2009 - Horror
Vampire in Vegas [2009]
A modern day vampire plans to take over the world by running for mayor and finding a cure for his inability to withstand sunlight.
11/11/2009 - Horror
Witchmaster General [2009]
A man visits a master of the dark arts in order to kill off his cheating wife. This leads to a confusing police investigation.
01/25/2010 - Horror
Wolvesbayne [2009]
Noble werewolves fight evil vampires in a battle of the ages.
11/10/2009 - Horror
Wrong Turn 3 [2009]
The mutant cannibalistic mountain folk are still out there to kill passing drivers.
10/21/2009 - Originals
Zombie Zinger [2009]
Once again, the crew is obligated to fight the zombies in the Cottontail Forest