08/07/2009 - Sci-fi
Alien Invasion Arizona [2005]
Aliens cause trouble for some escaped convicts.
All traces of ASP Classic have been purged!
Goshzilla.com - Now in colour!
02/09/2012 - Classic Horror Sci-fi
Attack of the Giant Leeches [1959]
While bootlegging moonshine, and finding traps, folks in a town are attacked by aquatic leeches.
06/12/2009 - Sci-fi
Black Hole, The [2006]
An electrical beast somehow comes out of a black hole, which threatens to devour planet Earth.
07/16/2009 - Sci-fi
Centipede! [2004]
Toxic waste makes a large centipede that attacks some cave adventurers
08/20/2009 - Horror
Crocodile [2000]
Yet another crocodile movie from Tobe Hooper. This time with annoying young people.
12/09/2009 - Horror
Deadly Spawn, The [1983]
Aliens with thousands of teeth crash to earth and eat whoever is nearby.
02/23/2010 - Horror Sci-fi
DMX Carnivorous [2008]
A child draws monsters out of anger derived from his abusive parents, but one monster becomes real and only DMX can stop it.
09/17/2009 - Horror
Dunwich Horror, The [2009]
A face with tentacles threatens the world of man and, somewhere in Providence, Lovecraft spins a little faster in his grave.
02/06/2013 - Games Horror Sci-fi
First Impressions of Dead Space 3 [2013]
A fifteen year old backs me up in my epic struggle to save humanity. I also talk about ridiculous assumptions and expectations.
08/11/2009 - Sci-fi
Guardians [2006]
Guardians of humankind against the supernatural must defeat monsters summoned from the black arts.
07/10/2009 - Horror
Half-Caste [2004]
The traditional werewolf story is moved to Africa and becomes boring.
10/08/2009 - Games
Hugo's House of Horrors [1990]
A neon weirdo attempts to save his girlfriend from an episode of The Munsters
05/13/2011 - Action Horror Sci-fi
I Am Omega [2007]
In a totally original story by The Asylum, one man struggles to survive in a city where everyone is feral. Hah! Bet you thought it was going to be vampires! It's not! IT'S ORIGINAL!
10/28/2010 - Horror
Jack-O [1995]
A pumpkin man terrorizes a boy and a town...poorly.
10/07/2009 - Horror
Killer Eye, The [1999]
An experiment designed to see into the 8th dimension, results in the 8th dimension seeing us.
08/19/2010 - Horror
Lurking Fear [1994]
Subterranean creatures foil a mob's plan to dig up a stash of money.
05/23/2011 - Action Horror Sci-fi
Monster [2008]
Two whiny, white tourists shriek and cry their way through this monstrous piece.
09/17/2012 - Comedy Horror (1 comment)
Monsturd [2003]
An expirimental chemical dumped into a sewer mixes with the DNA from an escaped criminal who then becomes a human turd.
04/21/2001 - Horror
Night of the Lepus [1981]
It's been done. A review of a giant rabbit movie. View at your own risk.
10/22/2009 - Horror
One Eyed Monster [2008]
A piece of Ron Jeremy detaches and kills people.