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About Goshzilla

      Hmm, so you were so bored you started checking out this section. Guess I need more content, but what else is new.

      Well in the summer of '99, I was at work and was really bored with a lot of time to kill. I could have done more work, but if I didn't stall, then I would have finished, and I needed to fill up six hours a day for a whole summer and collect my $5/hour. Well, I was browsing the IGN movies page cause someone said Douglass Adams (author of the hitch-hiker's guide series) was writing for them. It turns out it wasn't really an Adam Douglas, but I was still at the page. One of the links off the main page was a site called Oh the Humanity which was dedicated to b-movies. The thought sort of intreged me, as the idea of a movie that is really bad seemed too good to be true. I started reading the archive and came to the realization that I had seen most of them, mostly on HBO or something when they are trying to fill up time with random stuff. But even further than that, there were the really odd movies that truely seemed out of my reach, although were all the more appealing. After site hopping a bit, I came across the wonderful Teleport-City. Now this is were the really good(bad) movies were reviewed, or at least the most obscure ones. So back when Oh the Humanity was still updating, a title called The Terror of Tiny Town was reviewed, and I just had to have it. After looking around online stores and trying to figure out whether I could pay without a credit card, I found a copy on Reel.com. So I shelled out 20 bucks, and got it. Thus began my quest to find terrible movies and be entertained by them.