07/04/2011 - Games
8bit killer [2008]
An FPS built for the NES
All traces of ASP Classic have been purged!
Games - More ways to waste your time
11/19/2009 - Games
An Untitled Story [2007]
Find out the secret world of eggs in this infuriating, Metroid-style platformer.
06/18/2009 - Games (2 comments)
Apocalypse Cow [1996]
Traditional tank wars game using cows and catapults.
12/17/2009 - Games
Arcade Infinity & Friends
The only place in southern California that the sun never touches.
06/23/2009 - Games (3 comments)
Barney Splat [1994]
Text based adventure that lets you wreck havoc on Barney's show
08/26/2009 - Games
Bio Menace: Episode 1 [1993]
A mullet-wearing macho man is our only hope against nightmarish mutants. Welcome to the '90s!
06/12/2009 - Games (1 comment)
Bouncing Babies [1984]
Save the Babies Falling out of a Burning Building.
06/17/2009 - Games
Captain Comic [1988]
An early sidescroller lays out the rules of the genre.
06/01/2009 - Games
Commander Keen: Episode 1 [1991]
Billy Blaze embarks on his first mission to get home from Mars.
02/09/2010 - Games
Enviro-Bear 2000 [2009]
Imagine a world in which bears can drive.
02/06/2013 - Games Horror Sci-fi
First Impressions of Dead Space 3 [2013]
A fifteen year old backs me up in my epic struggle to save humanity. I also talk about ridiculous assumptions and expectations.
06/14/2009 - Games (2 comments)
Gertrude's Secrets [1986]
Simple puzzles from an early gaming era.
10/08/2009 - Games
Hugo's House of Horrors [1990]
A neon weirdo attempts to save his girlfriend from an episode of The Munsters
07/26/2010 - Games (1 comment)
Hugo's Whodunit? [1991]
Hugo's girlfriend tries to solve a wacky murder mystery in what might be the most frustrating adventure game ever made.
08/28/2009 - Games
Jetpack [1993]
Lode Runner's protégé is revisited to celebrate the revival of some guy from the early 90s!
06/19/2009 - Games
Karoshi [2008]
You're a salaryman who must kill himself in order to progress. Who knew suicide could be so challenging and addictive?
06/21/2009 - Games
Microman [1993]
Some jerk gets himself shrunk and now he gets his own game!
06/04/2009 - Games
Monuments of Mars [1991]
Battle the many levels of Mars.
11/09/2009 - Games
Nightmare in the Dark [2000]
Zafo and Brian review the undead cousin to Snow Bros.
10/05/2009 - Games
Penumbra: Black Plague [2008]
In a cold dark prison cell, Philip awakens with a bump on the head and another set of horrors.