07/10/2009 - Horror
Half-Caste [2004]
The traditional werewolf story is moved to Africa and becomes boring.
All traces of ASP Classic have been purged!
Reviews by Director
10/01/2012 - Foods
Halloween Candy 2012 - Part 1
Going over some of the standard Halloween candy of this season.
10/12/2012 - Foods
Halloween Candy 2012 - Part 2
Zombie Food, Snoopy Cocoa, Gummy Animal Jars
10/31/2011 - Foods
Halloween Food
A look at some Halloween candy that will turn your stomache. And not because of the way it looks.
08/12/2009 - Horror
Hausu [1977]
A house goes crazy and kills off people during school break.
07/09/2009 - Horror
Hell of the Living Dead [1980]
A Special Forces unit attempts to unravel a sinister conspiracy involving, you guessed it, zombies!
08/21/2009 - Action
Hell Ride [2008]
You know that old macguffin "what was in the briefcase?" Prepare to ask again.
03/08/2010 - Horror
Hellspawn [1993]
Yet another demon child kills people, but he feels realy bad about it, and just wants to be loved.
08/24/2011 - Foods
Hot Coffee Asian Pear
We try a health food store Asian Pear/Ginger drink, Coffee Cola, and a 'HOT' asian energy offering.
10/08/2009 - Games
Hugo's House of Horrors [1990]
A neon weirdo attempts to save his girlfriend from an episode of The Munsters
07/26/2010 - Games (1 comment)
Hugo's Whodunit? [1991]
Hugo's girlfriend tries to solve a wacky murder mystery in what might be the most frustrating adventure game ever made.
11/23/2009 - Horror
Hurt [2009]
After taking an orphan into the family, a widow finds life becomes a bit more violent.
05/13/2011 - Action Horror Sci-fi
I Am Omega [2007]
In a totally original story by The Asylum, one man struggles to survive in a city where everyone is feral. Hah! Bet you thought it was going to be vampires! It's not! IT'S ORIGINAL!
06/09/2009 - Action
Impossible Kid, The [1982]
Weng-Weng is back and now working at interpol. He also has a new motorbike.
11/17/2009 - Sci-fi
Infestation [2009]
Bugs infest a city, and only a slacker can save the day.
06/22/2009 - Sci-fi
Infested [2002]
Bugs take over the bodies of former friends.
11/05/2009 - Sci-fi
Inseminoid [1981]
In space, no one can hear you get knocked up by an alien.
08/25/2009 - Sci-fi
Invasion of the Pod People [2007]
An ugly plant creates duplicates of people, who are nicer than their real life counterparts.
01/26/2001 - Horror
Jack Frost [1996]
A serial killer gets covered in toxic goop. He turns into a snowman, and kills people. And it's the best movie ever made.
10/28/2010 - Horror
Jack-O [1995]
A pumpkin man terrorizes a boy and a town...poorly.