I really wasn’t sure what to make of this movie after watching it the first time. Right off the bat (well throughout the whole movie really), many things are so very very wrong. However the director makes it very clear that this movie won’t be taking itself very seriously. The silliness of the scenarios does…
Terror Toons 1.5 (2006)
This isn’t really a movie, but since we all love Terror Toons so much and want bit parts in the next one, I’ll give this short a review. Found on the Terror Toons 2 DVD extras, 1.5 brings back some of the characters from the original classic but with another family. The main girl starts…
The Surge (2002)
Powerful crystals. You see those in the woods all the time. Well in this story, some teens run across them and get special powers. Not the same ones mind you, but enough to take on the terrors of highscool. But let’s not jump ahead too much. Starting off we meet Mr. Goth who likes to…
The Scorned (2005)
I really want to know who thought this would be a good idea. I mean reality star gatherings isn’t a new concept, and have been done before to give an additional 15 minutes of fame to otherwise ordinary people. However this time, they were pulled together for a fictional thriller. At first I thought it…
Death Tunnel (2005)
For a while, I thought I was getting soft. It seemed that I was hard pressed to find a movie I didn’t like; I mean in the b-movie circuit anyway. After classics like Zombie and Brain Damage, I grabbed a bunch of Shot on Video DVD’s thinking I’d get more of the same. After watching…
Terror Toons 2 (2007)
Much like the classic Lovecraftian protagonist, I too am haunted by knowledge not meant for man. This knowledge comes in the form of movies that a colleague of mine has so generously decided to bring to my attention. Our story starts out in suburbia. As young Tiffany wakes up to her birthday, the house maid…