Dark Angel is one I hadn’t heard about from Full Moon. But as it came with several others, I now have it. Of course the several others were new to me, but be that as it may. Being from the hey day of Full Moon films, they were able to really nail down the high…
A Crack in the Floor (2000)
I rented this a long time ago. Gary Busey was misleadingly given one of the top billing slots. Now I don’t know why that fact alone was the tipping point for renting the movie, but I also don’t know why I ended up buying the movie in the sales bin year later either after knowing…
Hellspawn (1993)
And here we are, the final disc in the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. As I’ve come to notice, Satan was noticeably absent from pretty much all of these movies. I think this one comes close though. I also was hoping that the last movie would be the absolute worst, and there’s no doubt that I…
Lukas’ Child (1993)
In furthering the attempt to work my way down the Spawn of Satan pack, we move to the last two movies both produced in 1993. It’s hard to say if this was really worse than The Screaming or Night Crawlers, but it’s certainly pretty bad. There is one high point that balances out the mess. Now…
Night Crawlers (1996)
And on to another entry from the Spawn of Satan 4-pack. I’m attempting to go from the better entries to the most horrible. I’ve only been able to manage to skim them, so it’s a rough guess, but I figure reverse chronological order might also be a good bet. Unlike The [Screaming], which had somewhat…
The Screaming (2000)
If you’re ever at a movie store and look through the horror/sci-fi section, you may notice some DVD sets by Brentwood. They boast having several movies in one place for the low price of around $7. Many have about four, while a few have upwards of 10-20. I learned a while back that these are…
DMX Carnivorous (2008)
I shouldn’t act surprised about these types of movies. I really shouldn’t. I suppose the first hint was that it not only starred DMX, but it was also directed and produced by him. Now as far as rap goes, I did find him one of the more tolerable artists, and the constant barking was at…
Colour from the Dark (2008)
I’m not as big into H.P. Lovecraft as many others, and in actuality I didn’t even know who he was until recently. It was more of a concept that I didn’t get for a long time. That said, it appeared that the many adaptations of his work would vary to a wide degree. After realizing…
The Attic (2008)
It takes a lot, but I can fairly safely say that I didn’t like this movie. Not because it was really bad, but more because they tried to be good and then ultimately weren’t. While several complaints are due to unattractive leads, I suppose that wouldn’t really fly nowadays, so I’ll attempt to find other…
Zaat (1975)
I wanted to give this an extreme rating of some sort, since it goes far beyond the realms of simply being ‘bad’. However it’s not so bad it’s good, and it isn’t so bad that I simply didn’t like it. So it will unceremoniously sit in the middle of the general ‘bad’ range. It is…