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Shot on Video - Modern rubbish

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 - Horror
Blood Car [2007] - When gas passes the $30/gallon mark, a school teacher tries to make an engine run on a vegetarian diet, but only blood will do.

Thursday, August 13, 2009 - Horror
Brotherhood 2, The [2001] - Jocks make life hard for losers, so a warlock transfer student gets revenge.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - Horror
Candy Stripers [2006] - And outbreak in a hospital causes the nurses to either kill or body snatch the patients.

Friday, October 2, 2009 - Horror
Cult [2007] - Students investigate an ancient asian legend, but get caught up in the modern revival.

Monday, December 21, 2009 - Horror
Deadly Little Christmas [2009] - After catching his dad cheating, a boy stabs him, but the murders seem to continue 15 years later.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - Horror
Death Tunnel [2005] - Five are dared to spend to spend five hours on five floors with five ghosts.

Thursday, August 6, 2009 - Horror
Demons at the Door [2004] - A demon teleconferences into a middle-eastern dig site, where he declares war upon two marines in order to get the Eye of Satan back.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009 - Horror
Detour [2003] - On a search for mushrooms, an RV gets stuck in the desert, and those inside get hunted by a re-bar wielding ragman.

Friday, July 10, 2009 - Horror
Half-Caste [2004] - The traditional werewolf story is moved to Africa and becomes boring.

Monday, March 8, 2010 - Horror
Hellspawn [1993] - Yet another demon child kills people, but he feels realy bad about it, and just wants to be loved.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009 - Sci-fi
Invasion of the Pod People [2007] - An ugly plant creates duplicates of people, who are nicer than their real life counterparts.

Friday, March 5, 2010 - Horror
Lukas' Child [1993] - Actresses auditioning for a movie role, are later kidnapped to be fed to a demon child.

Monday, September 17, 2012 - Comedy Horror  (1 comment)
Monsturd [2003] - An expirimental chemical dumped into a sewer mixes with the DNA from an escaped criminal who then becomes a human turd.

Monday, August 3, 2009 - Horror
Near Death [2004] - Three annoying ghost hunters find a house filled with ghouls that enjoy eating Jell-O.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010 - Horror
Night Crawlers [1996] - An evil bug kills people when they move into a new home. But it apparently can kill people in other places too.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009 - Horror
Satan's Schoolgirls [2004] - Schoolgirls turn evil, but then more evil kills them or something.

Thursday, February 25, 2010 - Horror
Screaming, The [2000] - A man rents an apartment, but soon finds himself being lured into the cult of Crystalogy and has to fight a demon.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 - Horror
Taintlight [2009] - A parody of Twightlight adds a lot of fart jokes and worse.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009 - Horror
Terror at Blood Fart Lake [2009] - A group of people die amidst poo jokes.

Sunday, July 5, 2009 - Horror
Terror Toons 1.5 [2006] - The terror doctor and friends have a bit of a rampage between movies.